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gamingonlinux , to random
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Google AI just telling people to drink piss. Perfect, no notes.

https://x.com/dril/status/1787041991391584549

Monsieur_Lepetit ,
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@gamingonlinux
Wait...we should get an expert opinion on this. Let me call Bear Grylls.

1dalm ,
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@gamingonlinux

Well, It would probably help pass the stones if you did.

... But regular ol' water would do fine too.

zaktakespictures , to pics
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Peepzilla

Greylag gosling (Anser anser)
Olympus E-M1 II, Panasonic 100-300 II 300mm, f/7.1 1/400s, ISO 200

@pics

https://zaktakespictures.com/peepzilla/

DamonHD ,
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thepoliticalcat ,
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@zaktakespictures @pics You see them teefs? Those motherfuckers got TEETH on their TONGUES. When they bite your ass, it KNOWS it bin bit.

grumpygamer , to random
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Real or The Onion headline: "Red Lobster files for bankruptcy after missteps including all-you-can-eat shrimp."

flargh ,
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beeoproblem ,
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@sergi @mogwai_poet I ate at an all you can eat hot pot place in Malaysia that had whole shrimp. It was darkly amusing to see the huge pile of heads left after the meal

nixCraft , to random
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I asked Google "who ruined Google" and they replied honestly using their AI, which is now forced on all of us. It's too funny not to share!

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    vic89rv ,
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    @nixCraft the Zionists mossad and war criminals cia ruined the internet.

    ardouglass ,
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    @nixCraft Google wasn’t ruined until 2019? That’s the real takeaway tbh.

    w7voa , to random
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    ICC chief prosecutor says he’s seeking arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu and Hamas militant leaders, among others. https://www.icc-cpi.int/news/statement-icc-prosecutor-karim-aa-khan-kc-applications-arrest-warrants-situation-state

    kraks ,
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    @w7voa For a second I thought this was an extraordinarily uncoordinated response to the ICC news, but then I opened your toot and saw which thread it belonged to. Bummer, even if it makes more sense.

    bouriquet ,
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    @w7voa There is a clear difference between the security of Israel and the crimes against humanity by the leaders of both Israel and Hamas.
    Why doesn’t the White House have the honesty to say that?

    aras , to random
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    Short blog post about "Everybody Wants to Crank the World", a demo I made recently https://aras-p.info/blog/2024/05/20/Crank-the-World-Playdate-demo/

    Calculating only some pixels both spatially and temporally is pretty much the same as DLSS, right? :P

    demofox ,
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    @aras noise.zip has pregenerated textures in it, and this page is a sort of flow chart to figure out which type of noise to use.
    https://github.com/electronicarts/fastnoise/blob/main/FastNoiseDesign.md
    A bit complicated I guess, but it's flexible and multipurpose.

    NOTimothyLottes ,
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    @demofox @aras Even before getting temporal: pre-sharpening before quantization, and using spatial error diffusion. And temporally, there is that interesting question of making it blue in time with fixed position, or blue in time with reprojected position (which is seriously hard, but would be fun to try on a GPU). Aras, it's inspirational to see blue 1-bit/pixel on that device, had been hoping others would have done that instead of fixed dither patterns :)

    georgetakei , to random
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    Noted.

    trouble ,
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    @georgetakei if your phone is off (i.e. on a plane), or you're out of service area (e.g. cave tour at Mt Shasta), there will be no missed call notification.

    ewhac ,
    @ewhac@mastodon.social avatar

    @georgetakei I have an old-school answering machine on a landline. If you don't leave a message, there's no evidence you called.

    kde , to KDE
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    If you don't use Bing with Edge, Microsoft will tell you your computer needs repairing.

    https://www.tomsguide.com/computing/windows-operating-systems/microsoft-now-says-your-pc-is-in-need-of-repair-if-youre-not-using-bing-with-edge

    They are not wrong.

    To mend your machine:

    1. Ditch Windows
    2. Install Plasma
    3. Your computer is ready.

    https://kde.org/plasma-desktop/

    @kde

    A laptop running the laters version of Plasma, Plasma 6.

    floofloof ,

    I feel the same about KDE and Windows. I only keep Windows for some music production stuff and legacy .NET application maintenance. The rest of the time I avoid it for Linux and KDE, a far more pleasant experience.

    mittorn ,
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    @kde @kde
    3. Install msedge for linux and open Bing

    eniko , to random
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    I really wish box fans existed in europe

    foremostarchwiz ,
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    @eniko This was the first thing I could find with a very quick search. It is of course absolutely impractical for home. Sorry.

    eniko OP ,
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    @foremostarchwiz no worries, was kinda funny

    arstechnica , to random
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    Microsoft’s “Copilot+” AI PC requirements are embarrassing for Intel and AMD

    Microsoft demands an NPU capable of at least 40 trillion operations per second.

    https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/microsofts-copilot-ai-pc-requirements-are-embarrassing-for-intel-and-amd/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    mrcopilot ,
    @mrcopilot@mstdn.social avatar

    @arstechnica
    Suit #1: "You know those scenes in movies where AI takes over the world in milliseconds?"

    Suit #2: "Yeah, So unbelievable, Ai remote code execution on millions of disparate code base PCs at once is impossible"

    Suit #1 "Unless..."

    on your whether you want it or not.

    kaffeeringe ,
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    @arstechnica A technology that eats endless energy and water is being shipped to millions of computers world wide. That is a scandal.

    aras , to random
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    0x2B or 43

    Humus ,
    @Humus@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

    @aras @elliotc 0x2B or 0xD4. That's the question.

    trollkatt ,
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    @aras 0x2B or not 0x2B. (Happy birthday!)

    w7voa , to random
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    "I've done live fact-checking during breaking news events for years. But the sheer volume of viral misinformation today regarding Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi's helicopter crash posted by fake osint accounts and blue tick grifters for engagement (on Twitter/X) has been something to behold," says Shayan Sardarizadeh, a journalist at BBC Verify.

    VirginiaMurr ,
    @VirginiaMurr@mastodon.social avatar

    @w7voa

    1. The people who purposefully put out false info (or "just asking questions") are adding DISinformation to the mix.

    2. Disinformation mongers have gargantuan networks of fake and real accounts to push their fake information. Also DISinformatin.

    3. Where the algo pushes this planned crap into regular users' feeds and those regular users fall for it ... THAT is misinformation.

    Let's not give those purposefully doing this crap a pass. Their intent is to deceive.

    rogue_corq Bot ,
    @rogue_corq@mas.corq.co avatar

    @w7voa I'm assuming the conspiracies are
    largely anti-semitic, in nature? I was expecting such even before the drone found the crash site.

    arstechnica , to random
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    Neuralink to implant 2nd human with brain chip as 75% of threads retract in 1st

    Algorithm tweaks made up for the loss, and Neuralink thinks it has fix for next patient.

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/neuralink-to-implant-2nd-human-with-brain-chip-as-75-of-threads-retract-in-1st/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    disky00 ,
    @disky00@mastodon.social avatar

    @arstechnica I hope the test subjects are being paid extremely well. I get the feeling they're just Musk devotees that are excited enough to be fooled into brain surgery though.

    carlosramos ,
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    @arstechnica In a dystopian future, neuralink patients will "dream" with targeted ads, and when he is in a nearby neuralink clients, he will sense a compelling will to buy a product or visit determined stores.

    They will be able to install adblockers and stop telemetry at all?

    arstechnica , to random
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    BLM ends future coal mining on Powder River Basin federal lands

    The move compounds pressure on coal communities to diversify their economies.

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/blm-ends-future-coal-mining-on-powder-river-basin-federal-lands/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    salakala ,
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    pachacuti ,
    @pachacuti@mastodon.social avatar

    @arstechnica For the sake of clarity, we should really stop abbreviating BLM on headlines unless the Bureau of Land Management, Black Lives Matter, and any other organization with that acronym (Buxom Lemur Matadors 🐒🧣🐂) are all working together on one goal like coal regulation or something.

    arstechnica , to random
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    OpenAI pauses ChatGPT-4o voice that fans said ripped off Scarlett Johansson

    "Sky’s voice is not an imitation of Scarlett Johansson," OpenAI insists.

    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/05/openai-pauses-chatgpt-4o-voice-that-fans-said-ripped-off-scarlett-johansson/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    rexi ,
    @rexi@mastodon.social avatar

    @arstechnica
    Skylet Nohansson..

    wagesj45 ,
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    @arstechnica The appropriate solution to this was to either use a different voice in the demo or to not make the "her" tweet. Removing the voice is the silliest path forward.

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